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First Christian Church Claims out on a Limb!

(Is this Heresy?)

News reports are now coming off the wire that Pastor Colton Clay of First Christian Church will be teaching “Jesus and Joy” the why and how Jesus People are happy people. For a long time this concept has been refuted by several in the Christian community. In-fact Professor Downer Ph. D. (Dry-bones University) has said “Sulking and bitterness happens to be one of the few Christian characters we have successfully integrated into our lives! Now they want to take that away from us, it's heresy!” Heresy or not Pastor Clay will be speaking about this rare phenomenon this Sunday May 24th and then again May 31st! If you have not been able to accept Joy and Happiness into your life, you will want to be there!


Get the word out! “We want to see you here, it is preparation for getting there!”


!Please send out this message to all you unhappy friends and family. Imagine how great your life could be if that person started Smiling!


Disclaimer: getting this message does not mean your friend thinks you are an unhappy person. They just want to see you in church!